Who is sara underwood dating

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That said, she’s disappeared for at least 5 years, maybe depression from her fail as a host, killing a network like Seacrest killed her soul while doing cocaine off her asshole, like a hooker who does anything for money…but I’ll assume she had an overbearing rich boyfriend holding her back…but they probably broke up and now she’s on NERD hustle…in superhero outfits…and it’s just silly…but I guess not silly enough for me to post it for you nerds who love girls who pretend to be into nerd shit especially when you can cross reference them to their pussy from 8 years ago… You may not remember Sara Underwood….because she doesn’t matter but has existed and DONE NUDE PHOTOS MANY TIMES WHICH IS HOW SHE GOT A FAN BASE … But frat boys and nerdy awkward dudes do, they love this bitch…not because she’s doing anything now, but because she did Playboy, then a nerd show that they could cross reference her Playboy pics with, making her easier to masturbate to, and thus more relevant until realizing that being willing to get naked at 18 is not talent, and that shit can only carry you so far, but luckily far enough to find a rich boyfriend…

I guess Sara Underwood broke up with one of her Sugar Daddies….because in the last 3 years, since that Technology show she hosted, in a last attempt to save a shitty Gaming TV network, after their other host maximized the exposure it gave her, and the nerd fan base that she had and allowed her to take it to becoming a legit actress, and they figured “cast the playboy chick Ryan Seacrest does coke off of, because he knows hosting”… Well, from Playboy, to hosting a bottom feeding show to nerds, instead of doing porn, to probably falling off and disappearing in a rich guys bed, to bikini selfies..it’s like things come full circle, when bitch realizes “shit, I’m turning 30 and my life has peaked, let’s try a part two”…something…while everyone who remember her is saying “why isn’t she doing porn yet”…I guess that’s the flaw with having access to rich dudes.. I mean she’s in a bikini, who cares, when you can reference all her ARCHIVAL NUDES …including but not limited to her vagina lips.

You may not remember Sara Underwood….because she doesn’t matter but has existed and has DONE NUDE PHOTOS MANY TIMES WHICH IS HOW SHE GOT A FAN BASE …

Other things she’s accomplished in her career, based on being smart enough to get naked at 18 for Playboy was dating Ryan Seacrest….got her into Hosting, as hosting has made his robot dancing monkey ass close a billionaire…with his guidance…she got cast in the shittiest of shows, so shitty that the whole network went defunkt…

It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed…me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…in lingerie because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18…has carried that as hard and as far as she can..

You may remember Sara Underwood from Playboy, or “dating” Ryan Seacrest, or that stint she had on TV for 3 minutes that probably won’t ever happen again, because lets face it, she’s a bitch who got naked at 18 to get famous…because other 18 year olds were too young to realize that’s the best time to get naked…you know worrying about going to school, and their boyfriends, and not making money in Hollywood via her tits…and she should probably stick to that…the whole talking shit kinda ruins what she’s really meant to do…because it makes me hate her.I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny…it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash…I will look at a nice juicy ass anywhere…but this never ending touring from coast to coast, mountain to mountain is so ridiculous you kind of have to just laugh and love it..Sara Underwood may be late to the social media game, but she’s come out hard…She’s 31, she did playboy, she’s expropriated or exploited the loyal as fuck nerd culture thanks to social manipulator Ryan Seacrest’s lead and G4TV that she learned everything she knows from, and that’s give the audience what they fucking want, add some depth to your personality..

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